Summary
This book presents a satirical proposal for a Superannuation Department in 1945 that would require all adults over sixty-five to "Justify your existence" through a formal application, with perjury punishable by death. The central argument is that any person who cannot demonstrate their usefulness, happiness, or beauty to a governing board should be removed as a "mere blind block on the highway of life." The text argues that cowardice—defined as dallying with death for the sake of living another day—"eats like corrosive acid" into all other virtues and makes a person unfit to live. The book contrasts this imagined Japanese-inspired system with Western civilization, which it claims is "steadily employed in substituting the ugly for the beautiful." A reader takes away a critique of utilitarian thinking that reduces human worth to measurable contributions, and a darkly comic vision of state power determining who deserves to live based on happiness, beauty, and domestic kindness.
Key concepts
- Superannuation Department — A hypothetical government board in 1945 that evaluates whether citizens over sixty-five deserve to continue living based on their usefulness and happiness.
- Justify your existence — The central challenge of the application form, requiring citizens to prove their value to the state or face removal.
- Essential coward — A person who "dallies with death for the mere sake of living another day" and is deemed unfit to live, to be segregated and confined.
- Innocent and instinctive happiness — A recognized national asset that is "infectious as misery" and contributes to the welfare of the world.
- Charity begins at home — The principle that "deeds of trivial domestic kindness" and the habit of diffusing happiness are valued as real contributions to society.
- Beauty as a contributor to national solvency — The idea that even senile beauty in elderly citizens should be recognized as an asset justifying their continued existence.
From the book
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